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Joke of the Day

"What's a pirates favorite letter? If you said ""R"", you'd be wrong. You might think that it is ""r"", but it be the ""c""!"

"I was going to copy and paste a joke but then I cut it"

"Brother-in-arms What did the russian soldier say when he held his newborn sibling in his hands for the first time? ""You're my brother in arms!"""

"What's the worse thing to do to a blind person? Leave a plunger in the toilet"

"Lemonade Stand At my lemonade stand I used to give the first glass away free and charge five dollars for the second glass. The refill contained the antidote."

"What has a bottom at its top? A leg."

"I got fired from the church nursery for racing the babies."

"What do you get when you mix two chains and a cow? Truuuuuuuuuuu-moooooooooooooooooo!!!"

"I don't usually pick up hitchhikers but this poor guy looks like he's running late to hockey practice. He already has his mask on."

"How is crossing an intersection like going to jail? If you're a white man, you're free to walk."