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Joke of the Day
"What do baseball teams and muffins have in common? They both rely on a good *batter*"
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"What's the difference between LIGHT and HARD? You can sleep with a light on."
"What is the difference between a Train and an Hamster ? The train got windows"
"Q: How many Librans does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Er two. Or maybe one. No --- on second thoughts make that two. Is that okay with you?"
"Why did Snow White stop using the mail-in photo lab? She was tired of singing ""Some day, my prints will come..."""
"My friend asked what the difference between sin 135 and cos 135 I told him, ""just change the sine."""
"[bank] Robber: EVERYONE GET DOWN! Me: [crying] my wife left & my kids think I'm a joke Robber: No I mean- Robber2: Wait! Let him finish"
"There's a support group for people addicted to plastic surgery... One day the group leader comes in and says ""I see a lot of new faces this week... I must say, I'm disappointed!"""
"What's six inches and not getting sucked today Whitney Houston's crackpipe"
"After working long and hard for my PhD people finally recognize me.. As the neighborhood pizza Hut delivery guy now."