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Joke of the Day
"Ovens You hear? Germany is now coming out with a new line of ovens...4 seaters and 6 seaters"
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"What did Kermit the Frog say when Jim Henson died? Nothing."
"""I ruined my health by drinking to everyone Else's."""
"Jimmy: What has 100 legs but can't walk? Johnny: 50 pairs of pants? Jimmy: No, A centipede. Jhonny: What? why? Jimmy: Because I squished it"
"What does weed and the Quran have in common? If you burn it you get stoned"
"What's the opposite of Christopher Reeves? Christopher Walken. (Not sure if it's a repost, but I don't think I've seen it posted here.)"
"What fruit makes you confused? Papayas See, you're confused right?"
"Muslim feminist was explaining how women and men are equal in Islam ""You see, women have to cover their hair and their entire bodies. ""And to be equal, men have to.. uh.. wear shorts"" *applause*"
"Caesar and Brutus are playing battleships. A2, Brute?"
"Why did the black guy cross the road? He heard there was chicken on the other side!"