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Joke of the Day
"You know what's great about jewish tires? They don't just turn on a dime, they pick it up too"
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"What do you call a wannabe model? A poser!"
"Joke What did the cup say to the mop"
"Why are you baking octopus? So I can get octopi."
"I'm joining a cold war reenactment group. We get together on weekends and hide under desks."
"Where do you see yourself in five years? I don't know, I don't have 2020 vision."
"NSFW: ""Do you spit or swallow?"" I was out on a date with this girl, when I asked her, ""Do you spit or swallow?"" She slapped my face and stormed off... I'm never taking anyone to wine tasting again!!"
"some terrible part of me is perpetually close to just making and selling artisinal customized tamagotchis & bein real pretentious about it"
"How many Apes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Only one... but it takes a shitload of light bulbs."
"There was a new machine at the gym... After using it for 30 minutes, I felt sick. Maybe I bought too many chocolate bars..."