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Joke of the Day
"You know what's great about jewish tires? They don't just turn on a dime, they pick it up too"
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"What are those small bumps around women's nipples? It's Braille for ""Suck Here"""
"The worst thing about having tourettes... People are always expecting you to say something funny."
"If the dove is the bird of peace what is the bird of true love? The swallow."
"Have we tried unplugging coma victims and plugging them in again? Works for my computer."
"There are too many people who could ruin my life by posting a screenshot of a text conversation we've had."
"How are rookie marathon runners like people with erectile dysfunction? There both just honestly happy to finish"
"God: I made the sky a canvas, the sun & the clouds an ever changing painting of colorful beauty. Devil: I made potato chips."
"So I decided to be a nude model for a local art class... they didn't ask me to do it, and I am starting to get weird looks."
"Surely these children should be in bed by now? - me, anytime after 4pm"