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Joke of the Day

"Boss: I'm sorry but we have to let you go. Me: Really? That's not what these pics of you and your secretary said. They said I need a raise."

"Huehuehue SaturationSaturationSaturation"

"I like my coffee like I like my slaves #2 Fuck her right in the pussy."

"Don't even try to laugh. What did the sensitive vagina say to the penis that was critical of everything? Stop Cliticizing me!"

"Who.. Plays The Guitar.. Boy: How Do i play the guitar ??? Girls: You Should be on TV for your talent. Boy: Am i so good ??..... Boy : if you were on TV, i can atleast switch it off..."

"My boss caught me sleeping on the job and told me to clean out my desk as if he didn't just see how lazy I am."

"[Meta] With lightbulb lifetimes increasing with no obvious limit, will ""how many ___ does it take to change a lightbulb"" jokes speak to coming generations?"

"I heard 80% of all accident happen within 10 miles of home. So I moved."

"Which sexual position produces the ugliest children? Ask your mother!"

"Why did the monkey get lost in the jungle? Because jungle is massive."