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Joke of the Day
"Someone's overfeeding that damn cat. I mean.. there's something like Stonehenge in her litter box."
Next Joke
"Some people say Steve Jobs died to early... but I'd say its an appropriate metaphor for his companies policy on battery life"
"Why is the sky blue? And how can we cheer it up?"
"HER: I'm leaving you ME: Is it because I'm too literal? HER: no it's just we're not working out ME: *buys both of us a gym membership*"
"That Mona Lisa... She's no oil painting, is she?"
"I haven't been drunk in so long, I almost forgot what it's like to love everyone."
"More men have been enrolling in domestic violence support groups than ever If you can't beat em, join em"
"What do you call it when someone comes to your house and takes all your pottery? Home Depot."
"What is the difference between a well dressed man on a bicycle and a poorly dressed man on a unicycle? Attire"
"2 guys walk into a bar. chef"