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Joke of the Day
"I haven't been drunk in so long, I almost forgot what it's like to love everyone."
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"If he says ""you're 1 in a million"" it means he either has no knowledge of the world population or he thinks there are 7000 people like you"
"I want to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather But not like the rest of this joke, getting beaten like a dead horse"
"Boy and girl in class asked the teacher a question. ""Can kids of our age have kids?"" Teacher replied "" NO Never!!"" Boy said to girl : ""See I told you not to worry!!!!"""
"Have you heard the latest joke about physicists? It collapsed into a black hole."
"""I stand corrected"" said the man in the orthopedic shoes."
"I emailed Hillary that to secure a win, she had to pick Bernie as VP. I guess she deleted it."
"I hate lollipop ladies They make me cross"
"How do you make a guitar player's car more aerodynamic? Take off the pizza delivery sign."
"Why couldn't the Italian chef get into his restaurant? Gnocchi."