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Joke of the Day
"Did you know that diarrhea is hereditary? It runs in your genes."
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"You know what they say about vasectomies... There's a vas deferens between the good ones and the bad ones. Thought of this yesterday, probobally done before but whatever"
"What do you call a female driver? Carol."
"Coca Cola: Because drinking black water seems like a solid life choice."
"What are the four most common types of states of matter? Solid, gas, liquid and Black Lives."
"Bilbo Baggins walks into a strip club and sees his cousin making it rain on a stripper. Unimpressed by this, he proceeds to shout... ...""Don't Fro Doh""."
"Thanks for nothing autocorrect, I'm never gonna get chicks being a ""homeless romantic""."
"Here's what I know about girls. If she's angry, it will pass. If she goes silent, leave the country, change your name & start a new life."
"What is the difference between Santa Claus and the Jews? The Jews go up the chimney."
"Q: How do you kill a circus? A: Go for the juggler."