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Joke of the Day

"If you think about it, malls are really just bazaar."

"Hey girl, are you a group of integrable functions? because I would love to find the area under those curves"

"So I just gave birth to a butt baby [NSFW] Well, actually no, it came out in a bunch of pieces so I guess it was more of a butt abortion."

"Reddit is like a shiny, new penny... It's fun to look but completely worthless! - Edit: Wow, front page! :D Edit 2: Oh crap, nvm. I was still on the new submissions page lol. forever alone"

"What did granny say after leaving her handbag on a bus? ""Allahu Akbar!"" I'm going to hell for this."

"What do you get when you put a root beer in a square glass? A beer."

"I dated Stephen Hawking but had to break it off. He just wasn't a very stand-up guy."

"Don't tell them but... I write horrible things about illiterate people."

"Mom is coming to town. I get three full days of mouthing apologies to waiters."

"What idiot called it jousting and not poker knight?"