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"And the Lord said unto John, ""Come forth and you will have eternal life"" But John came in fifth and won a toaster."
"How many Buzzfeed writers does it take to change a lightbulb? 13\. Number 9 will shock you!"
"Two drums and a cymbal fall off of a cliff. Ba-dum tisch"
"When I can't think if a joke I just masturbate and it cums to me"
"All you need is love And a super low IQ to believe that."
"One time I swallowed an entire box of Alphabits whole and the only thing I pooped out was the lyrics to a Nicki Minaj song"
"What is the most effective way to remember your wife's birthday? Forget it once."
"south park buzz bazinga punk!"
"Is it getting solipsistic in here, or is it just me?"