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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a woman and a fridge? A fridge doesn't fart when you pull your meat out."

"Why did Leonardo DiCaprio laugh at the Oscar joke? Because he finally got it"

"What do you call butt sex in public? PDAnal"

"Friend: Did you know that a butterfly only lives for 2 days? Me: I think that's a myth. Friend: No it's definitely a butterfly."

"Why did Uhuru get mad? Because William Shatner."

"What's the last thing that goes through a fly's mind when it hits a car windscreen? Its arse."

"I was very naive sexually. My first girlfriend asked me to do missionary and I buggered off to Africa for six months"

"So I asked this swiss dude to tell me something good about living in Switzerland. ""Well"" he said ""the flag is a big plus!"""

"We've secretly replaced the G with a K on this bottle of Jergens. Let's see if he notices."

"What is better than a cold Bud? A warm bush."