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Joke of the Day
"Why does the Mexican guy takes xanax? For hispanic attacks..."
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"Your LinkedIn says you have a job but your snapchat says otherwise."
"if you press ""up down up down left right left right"" on the soft spot of the baby's head, they do a super move."
"Q: Why didn't the grizzly wear any shoes? A: He wanted to go bear foot."
"Me: nice car Friend: yeah 400 horsepower Me: that's like 7000 ducks Friend: what Me: what"
"I'm growing my prostate to raise awareness for moustache cancer."
"[meeting] DIRECTOR: I want amazing CGI PRODUCER: Yes! D: A huge cast P: Agreed! D: Realistic family photos P: We don't have the budget"
"I like my bacon how I like my choice of copilot.... ....Chewie"
"Prom night for my 17 year old daughter, or as I like to call it, 'Dad spends the evening sharpening his axe' night."
"Have you heard about that new girl, Pandora? She's got one hell of a box."