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Joke of the Day

"I like my bacon how I like my choice of copilot.... ....Chewie"

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"So it's game night at a social group. The social group contains an autisic person, an abuse victim, a socially anxious person, and a depressed person. What game do they choose? They chose ""Sorry!""."
"What do you get when you cross an idiot with a watch? A cuckoo clock."
"What did the samurai do...? Q: What did the samurai do when he was dishonored by his inability to complete the crossword puzzle? A: He committed ritual sudoku."
"To all the girls who take pictures in the bathroom in public places, I'm taking a dump in the stall behind you....Don't forget to tag me"
"Who Loves Debates? De fishes"
"What is the internal temperature of a tauntaun? Luke warm."
"My dick is so long if I laid it on the keyboard it would stretch all the way from A to Z .... ..... .... Wait... Shit..."
"What did the gassy mummy say to the other gassy mummy? ""We have toots in common"""
"Here's a joke My life"