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Joke of the Day

"I like my bacon how I like my choice of copilot.... ....Chewie"

"What would be the name of a gangster who makes terrible movies? Suge Knight Shyamalan."

"Old Navy is like my weird friend from third grade. Like, I know we used to be really close, but if you asked me if I knew him I'd say no."

"Clueless shark. Why did the clueless shark keep swimming in circles? A : It had a bleed on its tail fin."

"The Beach Boys walk into a bar... ""Round?"" ""Round?"" ""Get a round"" ""I get a round?"" ""Get a round...."""

"A grasshopper walks into a bar And the bartender says ""I have a shot named after you"" The grasshopper replies ""you have a shot named Steve?!"" My bartender friend told me this, thought I should share"

"What's a traffic cop's favorite kind of sweater? A pull over."

"No thanks, 28 yr old hitting on me at the bar... With our age difference, I wouldn't be a cougar... more like a saber-toothed tiger."

"I was told that Microwaves were invisible But I can see mine on my counter. Is mine broken?"

"Fact: Your elbow is the most delicious part of the human body. Try it."