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Joke of the Day
"Q: Why didn't the grizzly wear any shoes? A: He wanted to go bear foot."
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"There's a band called 1023MB... You might have heard of them... But memory fades."
"What do you call a prosthetic arm for a dog? Faux paw."
"What does a 80 yr old woman taste like? Depends."
"Why type of nut do Wallflowers like? Walnuts"
"So my wife got a new sewing machine this week and I know what you guys are thinking.... ...sew what?"
"Thank you for showing me your Facebook wedding album. Now if you have time, here is a slideshow of my top 36 scores in Mario Kart"
"My pet mouse Elvis died today He got caught in a trap."
"One and only ""Damn, i would like to get down your skirt"", the horny boy said to the pretty girl. The pretty girl replies: ""why? There's already one ashole there"""
"Why do black people put their trash out in clear plastic bags? So that the Puerto Ricans can window-shop."