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Joke of the Day
"What's a balloon's least favorite music? Pop."
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"Shipment of Viagra was stolen from new York harbor The cops are on the lookout for hardened criminals"
"""Meh"" -apathetic cow"
"One time I swallowed an entire box of Alphabits whole and the only thing I pooped out was the lyrics to a Nicki Minaj song"
"I'm in a band called called Dyslexia We've just released our greatest shit album"
"How do you say ""bra"" in German? Stopsemfromfloppin"
"My ex-girlfriend got a parakeet, and that damn thing never shut up... but the bird was cool."
"[posing for mugshot] ""now turn forward"" [flash] lemme see"
"Why did the clock phone the ruler? Because desperate times call for desperate measures...."
"*makes typo* *deletes tweet* *deletes twitter* *deletes life*"