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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a dead prostitute and a dead German midget? A tiny pair of lederhosen on your basement floor."

"I knew a fat doctor once, who was obsessed with the weather. He was a meaty urologist."

"phone call Wife: Want a free couch? Me: Free? Yes! Wife: How do we pick it up? Me: Lift with your legs, not your back. Wife: *click*"

"My friend and I are playing a game.. So my friend and I are currently playing a game. The person who is hated the most by the Reddit community loses. Well, to put it simply.. I just lost the game."

"What's the difference between jam and marmalade.... You can't marmalade your cock, up a girls' ass!"

"I'm starting a tent business. My first sales event will be called the ""Tent Offensive"""

"My favorite party game is taking a drink every time I feel insecure amidst the surrounding group of people."

"How many cans of soda can a soda can can if a soda can can can cans? No one can ever know P.S. are these type of tongue twister jokes allowed here? If not i will happily remove it."

"Q: What happens if you cross a midget and a computer? A: You get a short circut."

"If you have a tattoo on your head, you've lost the right to ask me what I'm looking at."