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Joke of the Day
"DO YOU WANT ME TO RAP? I WILL RAP! - how I threaten my kids"
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"Roses are red... Roses are red, downvotes are blue, speaking of downvotes, here's one for you!"
"What did the first cannibal say to the other while they were eating a clown? Does this taste funny to you?"
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"I'm a die hard Bruce Willis fan."
"It's with great tragedy that I report my blonde next door neighbour tried to kill her toy poodle. She tried putting batteries in it."
"My daughter wanted me to treat her like a princess So I let her get stolen by a giant, mutant turtle."
"Doctor Doctor I keep thinking I'm a woodworm How boring for you!"
"10: Mom what's a metaphor? Me: My life is a train wreck. 10: I know Mom, but what is a metaphor?"
"A farmer in Devon has made history by growing a field of dildos! Unfortunately she's had a lot of problems with squatters."