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Joke of the Day
"i cant get a dog because it will give strangers an excuse to talk to me"
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"Falling from a Window by Eileen Dowt"
"My girlfriend doesn't believe in sex before marriage. So I showed .... My girlfriend doesn't believe in sex before marriage. So I showed her some of my old home movies to prove it was real."
"*Gets 500 word angry text from ex *responds, you mad bro?"