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Joke of the Day
"i cant get a dog because it will give strangers an excuse to talk to me"
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"*Sandra Bullock floating around in the background of all the new Star Wars movies*"
"So annoying how every time I go to sleep, my wife starts whispering into my ear ""Go towards the light."""
"I accidentally typed ""abeer"" instead of ""a beer"" and iPhone transformed it to ""cobbler""--Anyway, drunk on cobbler."
"What do you call a woman who thinks she can do everything a man can do. Carol."
"What do gay horses eat? Heeeeeyyyyyyy"
"If Rihanna was a bear name one of her songs. Bees Better Have My Honey"
"I tell people my parents are divorced, but technically we lost my mom in a corn maze"
"For those who never forget a face, you are an exception."
"How many ""All Lives Matter"" protesters does it take to change a light bulb? None, because they keep on asking why all of the other light bulbs in the house aren't being changed at the same time."