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Joke of the Day
"It's all fun and games until someone cuts their eye Then it's humourous"
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"I use my imagination to solve problems. And by imagination, I mean booze."
"The only B word you should call a girl is Beautiful Bitches love to be called Beautiful"
"When my wife tells me to wear sunscreen and I refuse to listen, it shows that I am my own man who is badly sunburned."
"Imagine if a guy with a stutter was named History because History repeats himself"
"I don't like tacos Said no Juan ever."
"Slept like a baby last night Woke up every hour and just cried about my life."
"Here is a joke for all the mind readers and psychics"
"""Where do you see yourself in 5 years?"" Probably photos, reflective surfaces, things of that nature."
"How to make someone disappear from your life forever. Ask them to pay you back."