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Joke of the Day
"If you are reading this you are probably not blind."
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"I couldn't finish my dinner , so the waitress asked me: ""do you wana box for that ?"" I responded "" no , but i'll arm wrestle you for it """
"I don't dance. Unless it's for money."
"Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side."
"I found out a friend was a vegan and it completely changed how I thought about her. It was like I didn't know herbivore."
"As told to me by my 5y/o nephew at the dinner table... Why did the elephant cross the road?   Because he farted!"
"A Geeky One Why would The Doctor and Storm get along? Because he is the heart of the storm."
"I'd advise you graduates to keep your graduation gown. It's the only outfit you might not outgrow."
"When Jimmy Fallon started hosting The Tonight Show, Conan called him up to offer some advice... The first thing he said was: ""Kill your enemies and see them driven before you..."""
"Why don't Junior League debutantes engage in group sex? Too many thank you notes to write afterwards."