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Joke of the Day

"*84th flr* CW: You look sad, can I cheer you up? M: Heard Van Halen's ""Jump""? CW: Sure! Me: Jump out that window and sing it on the way down"

"For health reasons, my doctor says I should avoid anything salty Im gonna miss reddit"

"I was watching an educational TV show one time. It was so boring, but what's more fucked up is I contracted visual AIDS."

"The real joke isn't always in the comments Sometimes it's in the Whitehouse..."

"A religious American just went on a killing spree with out killing anyone. Talk about a bad AIMish"

"How do you enter a brothel in Westeros? Through the Hodor!"

"Have you heard about the new emo-punk band taking Mexico by storm? They're called *Hispanic! At the Disco*."

"Did you hear about the wrestler who was beaten by a vampire? He was down for the count"

"I hope that Cyber Monday extends to the deep web... Because I'm going to need to a discount on a new liver after all of that Thanksgiving drinking!"

"What do you get when a Catholic priest baptizes hay? You get a Christian Bale"