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Joke of the Day

"ASIAN KIDS: Do they make you ride through the X-ray machine at the airport since your minds are basically computers?"

"my aunt: why u kids always on them phones cant u have a real conversation me: *puts down phone* *crosses legs* why did u melt the ice caps"

"A Physics student is standing on the roof of a building preparing to leap to his death.... His professor calls out to him, ""Stop! You have so much potential!"""

"Why do ghosts never age? They use Bootox."

"Would you guys buy Apple's new product for lumberjacks? iWood."

"Why does Kylo Ren decline all my raid invites in WoW? Cause he been solo."

"A Jewish kid asks his dad if he can have five dollars. He answers, ""Four dollars? What do you need three dollars for?"""

"George R.R. Martin writes Game of Thrones books... ...and makes a killing out of them."

"*thousands of puppies flooding onto the battlefield* General: ""STAY STRONG, MEN!"" *soldiers just petting puppies everywhere*"

"Knock knock. Who's there? Mom & Dad. Mom & Dad who? Exactly. -Cool way to tell your son he's adopted."