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Joke of the Day

"like my grandfather did, i want to die peacefully in my sleep... ...not screaming and yelling like his passengers"

"What do you call children that are born into a Whorehouse? Brothel Sprouts"

"what's green and lives in the cupboard?? last year's hide and go seek champion"

"Stages of beard length: 1.) sexy stubble 2.) sea captain 3.) prisoner of war 4.) homeless person 5.) wizard"

"What's the name of a musical collaboration between Shia LaBeouf and a Judge? A just duet."

"BEST SHORT JOKE you know about YOUR OWN RACE Hear the one about Ku Klux Kinevil? He tried to jump 50 Negros with a steam roller."

"What do snowmen eat for lunch ? Icebergers !"

"How do you pronounce the ""Pao"" in ""Power'? [deleted]"

"Fake is the new trend and some of my friends seem to be in style!"

"Why did the cop cross the road? To shoot a black kid."