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Joke of the Day
"Your iTunes is working just fine. Would you like to update it?"
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"*drinks milkshake* *runs to yard* *sifts through all the boys* *sighs* *puts up more posters for missing son*"
"Pretty sure I know what my wife's getting me for my birthday cause when I guessed, ""A 3-way?"" she got all angry like I ruined the surprise."
"""Hey can you take our picture?"" ME: yea sure *takes picture* ME: wait sorry, The Flash was turned on THE FLASH: *blushing in the background*"
"What's the difference between a 2016 Reddit post and a 2006 Reddit post? [Removed]"
"Have you heard of the newest study? Experts say that 82% of people believe what is said in make-believe studies when they claim that they are confirmed by experts."
"Apparently If ur BF says ""if anything happens to me,I want u to meet someone new...."" ""anything"" doesn't include getting stuck in traffic."
"Yea, autocorrect, I meant ""nymph"" instead of ""my phone"" because I am a 16th Century poet."
"What is a cat's favorite color? Purrple"
"What do you call it when a deer knows karate? Tae-fawn-doe"