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Joke of the Day
"What do you call it when a deer knows karate? Tae-fawn-doe"
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"Would you send your son to a school run by someone who insisted on being called ""Headmaster?"""
"Ugh I hate fake fans. Everybody here is standing up & singing along to his big hit, but probably cant name 3 other Francis Scott Key songs."
"Cop: anything in your pockets that might hurt me? ""Nah"" *cop pulls out a pic of his ex GF and suspect* Cop: *wiping tears* I'm over it"
"My favorite part of eating alone at this trendy restaurant was when the waitress asked if I had cats because I had cat hair, ""all over."""
"What has two arms and 14 legs? Guy who collects legs."
"What do you call people who pretend to be Irish on St. Patrick's Day? Counterfitz"
"I hate when people ask me what I'll be doing in 5 years, Come on guys I don't have 2020 vision"
"Curve Men like women with curves Women like men with class I like classes with curves"
"As a young boy my mom would always tuck me in at night She always wanted a girl."