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Joke of the Day
"A man with no nose applies to be a professional flatulence detector."
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"Why do midgets have bad breath? Because their asses are closer to their mouths."
"What do you call four Mexicans in quicksand? - Quattro Sink-o"
"My son likes to kick things. He really needs a dog or a wife."
"What makes Skrillex skillful at the chemistry lab? He rocks at *dropping the base.*"
"I have two tickets to the 2017 Superbowl, but I'm getting married that day so I can't go. If you're interested in going in my place, the wedding is at St. Peter's church and her name is Laura."
"If these walls could talk I bet it would be gibberish cause these walls are plastered."
"The confused radioactive element So there was a radioactive element who was perpetually confused. One fine day, he was asked, ""what do you do?"". ""IDK""."
"I'm sorry, I don't see why you can't have a crack house AND have it tastefully decorated."
"Restless leg syndrome does not give you the right to swiftly kick people whenever you feel like it. I know that now.. "