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Joke of the Day

"Restless leg syndrome does not give you the right to swiftly kick people whenever you feel like it. I know that now.. "

"How many Jews can fit in a shower? Don't ask me, ask Hitler"

"I'm starting a new diet. It's called 2 Dollars a day until the end of the month."

"What's the difference between Belgian waffles and American waffles? Belgium waffles crumble in the hands of German."

"Are you eating Jell-O? Cow: ""Yeah."" You know what gelatin is made from, right? Cow: ""No, what?"" Uh. Rainbows. Enjoy, buddy."

"What kind of bee can keep an aeroplane dry ? An aero-drone !"

"I tweeted about Darth Vader wearing Depends earlier. Since then, two Vaders and have ""followed"" me. I'm getting choked tonite. Help."

"Why did Hitler kill himself? The Jews sent him a gas bill."

"Baby elephants migrate hundreds of miles to find water. My 6 year old is lying on the floor of the mall because I made him walk from the car"

"Learning about frequency is so boring ... It literally Hertz."