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"What did Mike Meyers say to Eddie Murphy after Eddie bought him a brand new Mercedes? ""DANKE!"""
"Want to hear a joke? Youtube's Copyright System"
"I told my friend he's a bad thief. He's not taking it well."
"Have you ever tried Ethiopian food... Neither have they."
"(God creating coyotes) God: Make them look like dogs. Angel: Exactly like dogs? God: But with a meth problem."
"Ron Burgundy recently upgraded his car straight from junker status to luxury SUV. Well that Escaladed quickly."
"I hate buying from cannibals it always costs an arm and a leg."
"Hospital... A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was, a nurse said, ""No change yet."""
"If you want to have fun with your kids, tell them the teacher called, then ask if there is something they need to tell you."