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Joke of the Day

"If you want to have fun with your kids, tell them the teacher called, then ask if there is something they need to tell you."

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"What do you call crystal clear urine? 1080p"
"What do you call a black guy who sells flowers? A florist."
"Who invented the round table? Sir Cumference"
"Girls aren't hard to understand They don't have dicks."
"Have you ever considered letting your wife sleep with a marriage counselor? - me as a marriage counselor"
"Hitler killed himself for only for one reason He saw his gas bills Also, He said Pass the juice, not Gas the Jews. *not meaning to be rude to anyone who is a jew as this is a joke*"
"Trump has a change of heart and brings Hillary to his administration As Ambassador to Libya"
"A dyslexic guy walks into a bra."
"What do you call a dog cartographer? Newfoundland"