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Joke of the Day

"Ron Burgundy recently upgraded his car straight from junker status to luxury SUV. Well that Escaladed quickly."

"A nation cheers as Bigfoot is finally found. ""We just yelled his name,"" said the head explorer. ""Can't believe no one thought of that."""

"What do good dragons read when they are pregnant? How to Train Your Dragon. Good parenting, that is."

"How do you make a chicken salad? Make a salad and give it to a chicken."

"How do you get a homosexual man to have sex with a heterosexual woman? Shit in her cunt. (its just a joke people)"

"What is the definition of ""derange""? De place where de cowboys ride!"

"What's Cain's favorite genre of music? Rock, I hear his brother hates it though."

"Why did the iguana get a prescription for viagra? For his reptile dysfunction."

"I owe my love of bukkake all to my dad When I was a child, he really rubbed off on me."

"Studies show 3 out of 4 people make up 75% of our population."