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"Im just an average guy with 2.4 kids."
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"The Dress Joke ""Did you hear about that blue and black dress?"" ""No, what about it?"" ""Turns out it was white and gold."" ""Oh thaaat one."""
"How do college students exercise? By swimming in their debt."
"Q: How do you stop a Polish army on horseback? A: Turn off the carousel."
"Coldplay is doing charity work in an African hospital. They met a few jaundice patients. Chris Martin said 'It was great. They were all yellow'"
"Son: Dad, am I adopted? Not yet. We still haven't found anyone who wants you."
"Overheard from a 14 year old: Why does Donald Trump watch the Olympics? To see how high Mexicans can pole vault"
"Why are sandwiches better in space? They are always a bit METEOR!"
"Totally gonna fail the Black History test at the end of the Month."
"What do you call a fat person who likes trance music? Trans fat"