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Joke of the Day
"Would you like to hear a Helen Keller joke? So would she."
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"Where does a powerful king keep his armies? In his sleevies!"
"I asked my girlfriend if she could wake me up with oral sex. I woke up to her sitting on my face."
"What kind of music does a pirate like? Arrr'n'B"
"How do you sell a dog to someone hard of hearing? Get really close to their ear and shout, ""DO YOU WANNA BUY A DOG?"""
"The problem with being gay It's a pain in the ass"
"*runs my fingers thru your hair* *tightens grip* *pulls your head back* *looks you in the eye* Me: WTF do you mean you ate the last donut?"
"If a Woman says you're ""unfuckable""... ...she means ""you're unattractive"". If a Man says you're ""unfuckable"" it means ""you're a Mermaid"""
"curious new Snapchat filter shows exact date and time of your death but refuses to be sent. then you notice: the time says five minutes ago."
"Today is the last Cinco De Mayo If Trump wins the election"