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Joke of the Day

"Life teachings Q: What do you call it when your child teaches you something they are interested in? A: Learning from your mistakes."

"What do you call the mineral found in teeth and tooth enamel? Apatite."

"If you say ""gullible"" slowly it sounds just like ""orange"""

"What did Charlie Manson get his fiancee? A blood diamond... (doh!)"

"Did you hear the one about the two guys who voted no? Neither did aye."

"What did the bra say to the hat? You go on ahead and I'll give these two a lift."

"""Can you spot me, bro?"" - Waldo, at the gym"

"I showed up to run a marathon, but realized that I had forgotten my water bottle. I decided to run anyway... ... I finished in 3^st"

"nurse: are you allergic to any medicine? me: laughter nurse: hahaha. OH MY GOD- me [face swelling up]: i thold thou."

"Your pants are so tight... ...you can't even get a leg up on the situation!"