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Joke of the Day
"""Can you spot me, bro?"" - Waldo, at the gym"
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"I would organize my thoughts but I'm afraid they would form a union and demand benefits."
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"I met a Mexican with two dicks He called one Jose and the other Hose B"
"If by ""junk in the trunk"" you mean the untouched gym bag I store there, then yes, I most certainly have junk in my trunk."
"People talk about the environment like the Earth's in danger. Don't worry about Earth. Earth was a ball of magma once. Worry about us."
"My favorite thing about decorative towels is how you're not allowed to use them. Because nothing says CLASS like useless towels."
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"What's the difference between a Pakistani mosque and a Afghanistan mosque and an Iraqi mosque? How should I know, I just fly the drones."