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Joke of the Day

"If you say ""gullible"" slowly it sounds just like ""orange"""

"The human body is amazing; I ate no pickles today, yet I just produced a burp that tasted EXACTLY like delicious pickles."

"In coach, I like to pretend it's my private plane and I happened to invite along a couple hundred of my stinkiest and loudest friends."

"Grammar is important. It's the difference between knowing your shit and knowing you're shit."

"me: wow a pegasus flying horse: actually Pegasus was just one horse we all have different names me: oh whats yours flying horse: Pegasus 2"

"The UK is leaving the EU and because of that, Scotland is moving for another Independence Referendum... So the english are going to get away scot free!"

"What did the french butter say when it got stocked in the cooler? Beurre... I came up with this today while grocery shopping. I'm ridiculously pleased with myself."

"Why can't you trust atoms? Because they make everything up."

"Promoting religious concepts is a sin"

"why dont jewish people like getting made fun of? Because millions of them already got roasted"