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Joke of the Day
"If you say ""gullible"" slowly it sounds just like ""orange"""
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"I'm a completely chill dude. But you try to cook my baby son in the pizza oven you built in your backyard... we're gonna have problems."
"So Kanye had another kid... He named it Wild Wild"
"It's 2014 and somehow we still don't have a car mirror that can make objects appear exactly as far away as they are."
"I hate it when people go round quoting the bible. I haven't even read it yet, but somehow folks think it's cool to give key plot points away"
"That awkward moment when Chris Brown sees a hot chick and says ""I'd hit that."""
"This year's Delta inflight buckle your seat belt video isn't as good as the last one. I give two and a half seat belts."
"What do you call a frog that is illegally parked? Toad."
"*I'm worried about tomorrow* Tomorrow: I'm fine, stop worrying."
"How can you tell if someone has a Jamaican accent? They roll their J's."