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Joke of the Day
"What do call a white guy in a burning building? Fire cracker"
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"Smiling releases endorphins in your body, which relieves stress. All I have to do now is explain that to my proctologist when he's done."
"Two hookers are on a street corner.. One says to the other, ""You ever been picked up by the fuzz?"" ""No, but I've been swung around by my tits."""
"If you say ""gullible"" slowly it sounds just like ""orange"""
"Funny how they say we need to talk when they really mean you need to listen."
"What's the hardest part about roller blading? Telling your parents that you're gay."
"Twitter : bc in real life Smart, funny, beautiful women are not following us anywhere."
"An old man was having a check up.... The doctor asked how hid erections were doing. ""They come and go."""
"Why is it the less money someone makes the better they are at reproducing?"
"You'd think the people in front of me at this self-checkout were trying to operate a nuclear reactor"