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Joke of the Day

"Twitter : bc in real life Smart, funny, beautiful women are not following us anywhere."

"I started breeding pygmy malamutes, and I gave one to my SO, but they left me before they saw the puppy. All I said was, ""Hey, you're getting a little husky."""

"A door walks into a bar The bartender asks, ""Why the long face?"" The door responds, ""I'm off my hinges."""

"Although no words have been spoken per se, I'm pretty sure the dude in the next stall just challenged me to a beat-boxing contest."

"My wife and I had a two-hour fight about whether or not we were fighting."

"Did you know that Trump is 6' 3""? I guess that means that Trump Towers."

"Why do the bald seem to handle life so much better than the rest? They're always eager for more on their pate."

"WARNING ! ! ! This is a VIRUS . . . When you turn your phone off it WON'T WORK AGAIN.. U are a BITCH Beautiful Intelligent Talented Cute Hilarious r u smiling now? ? ? ? *YOU ARE REALLY BITCH*"

"Two fish are in a tank. One fish asks the other fish ""How do we drive this thing?"""

"I'm not racist because... I'd rather be black, than asian."