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Joke of the Day

"Two hookers are on a street corner.. One says to the other, ""You ever been picked up by the fuzz?"" ""No, but I've been swung around by my tits."""

"[Gone for an hour] Boss: Where have you been? Me: There was a new roll of toilet paper in the bathroom and I couldn't find the beginning."

"How do you know if someone's vegan? Someone else will make a vegan joke, then when the vegan points out that non vegans refer to veganism more than vegans do, some jackass will say ""found the vegan"""

"Q: What kind of wood doesn't float? A: Natalie Wood"

"I thought it was called a Fist Bump Why not call it a Finger Bang?"

"It's Christmas and I'm alone (again), Reddit. Tell me something funny Well, I have my dog at least. Fire some shit away!"

"What do you call a native american women that has 2 periods a month? a 2 cycle engine"

"why dont they have drivers ed and sex ed on the same day in mexico? it's too hard on the donkey"

"What do you call a sad coffee? A depresso hahaha fuck you all"

"What does Skrillex call masturbating? Wubbing one out."