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Joke of the Day

"Special thanks to my dictionary for explaining the definition of ""many"" It means a lot."

"If you can fold a fitted sheet I'm 99% sure you graduated from Hogwarts."

"""Grandpa, get out of the bathtub. You'll get cold and die."" Grandpa got out of the bathtub, got cold, and died..."

"What do you call an African Bukkake? Chocolate frosting"

"One of the most popular searches on pornhub is Minecraft porn I tried searching for that once. Unfortunately, it was blocked."

"Why did the UK's BBFC ban facesitting? They're big fans of teabagging."

"If a woman is bad at parking it's because she is constantly lied to about what 8 inches is."

"[talking to zoo attendant as I slowly take out a $50 bill] ""No"" What? ""You can't sit in the Kangaroos pouch"" *places $50 back in my pocket*"

"Why is Stephen Hawking going to hell? Because it's a stairway to heaven, not a ramp."

"I always use a short cut when I'm going to knife fight a midget."