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Joke of the Day
"How do you call a blond who changed her hair color to brown? Artificial Intelligence!"
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"What does a mathematician do when he is constipated? He works it out with a pencil."
"My son just complained about how far the guy in his video game has to walk. We take our lazy seriously around here."
"Thank you, student loan, for getting me through college. I don't think I can ever repay you ."
"What did Cinderella say when her photos didn't arrive on time? One day my prints will come."
"You hear in his will Prince left a bunch of large musical instruments to churches? Turns out he was *a big organ donor.*"
"I went to Premature Ejaculators Anonymous but nobody was there. I guess I came too soon."
"What does the US Government use to spy on a high school student? An essay."
"Have you ever shoed a horse? No, but I've told a donkey to fuck off."
"What do you call somebody with no body and no nose? Nobody knows!"