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Joke of the Day
"What does the US Government use to spy on a high school student? An essay."
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"""I wish my girlfriend sucked my dick the way she sucked the fun out of everything."" -Shakespeare"
"I like to mix things up a bit and go to a fast food place and complain that there isn't enough pubic hair or fingernails in my food."
"What do you call a Kiwi with one leg? Not even bro."
"What is the difference between a crazy bunny and a counterfeit banknote? One is bad money and the other is a mad bunny!"
"If you play a NIickelback song backwards you'll hear messages from the illuminant.Even worse, if you play it forward you'll hear NIickelback"
"I have really bad gambling withdrawals I take out about $400 a week"
"Have you heard about the guy who reanimated the dead? He made Mary Shelly roll over in her grave."
"*hitler leans in close to the mic* and the next person to question me gets executioned *grammar nazi bites lip*"
"NSFW how much sperm does a gay guy have? A butt load"