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Joke of the Day
"Thank you, student loan, for getting me through college. I don't think I can ever repay you ."
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"Why do Buddhist monks have such sour faces? Because they're acetic."
"A kid at the park said a giant hemorrhoid is heading toward Earth. I know he misspoke but in the closing days of 2016 one can't be too sure."
"Why do women have legs? Have you seen the mess a snail makes?"
"What do Grateful Dead fans say when they run out if weed? Who's playing this Shit?"
"At least I now know why the lions leave the plains before the end of summer. Because the Pride goeth before the Fall."
"Dad, I'm not high I swear! says a kid to his dad, to which the dad replies: ""Five minutes ago, you threw your hamster through the window screaming ""Pikachu, I choose you!"""""
"*at bank* I always think it's funny when I go to the bank because my last name is Banks Teller: ""haha. First name?"" *Pulls out gun* Robin"
"Which award did the knoc knock joke get? The nobel prize."
"DOCTOR: Push again, the baby is- MOTHER: IS SOMETHING WRONG? DOCTOR: [holding phone] No, I just caught a Jigglypuff up in there."