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Joke of the Day
"What is the most faithful insect ? A flea once they find someone they like they stick to them !"
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"Which person leaves first after a glory hole blowjob? Please answer. It's very urgent."
"Did you hear they're making an Indiana Jones 5? How can they do that?! They haven't released a fourth!"
"How did Jesus pay for our sins? Pray-Pal"
"Who named their company after your dick? Bill Gates."
"DONT SIT IN FRONT OF THE MIRROR EXAMINING YOUR FLAWS. QUIT IT. THEY ARENT REALLY THERE. ITS ALL IN YOUR HEAD. BE CONFIDENT IN WHO YOU ARE!!!"
"I wrote ""except zombies"" on my welcome mat so I know I'll be safe during a zombie apocalypse."
"If I had a time machine I'd take 17 dollars to 1901 and buy several luxurious homes. Related: does anyone have a time machine and 17 dollars"
"What did the tomato say to the mushroom? ""You're a fun guy"""
"What do you call your disabled study-buddy? Your cerebral pal-sy."