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"PRANK: ask someone what's on their shirt and when they look down give them a perm"
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"The most unrealistic movies aren't fantasy and sci-fi. They're the movies where people have a conversation in the pouring rain."
"Boyfriend Test: Sour Skittles in one hand. Peanut Butter M&Ms in the other. Which do you choose? WRONG. Neither. Don't ever take my candy."
"It's sad when a woman has to get breast implants just to keep her husband interested... ...it's even worse when his are still bigger."
"I mean, NHL teams have father-son road trips all the time I don't think they're as common in the NBA though..."
"A. 34 Q. How many seconds can I watch a BRILLIANT, ADDICTIVE, SMART television show before checking the internet?"
"Why did Trump refuse the debate with Bernie? Because chickens tend to run from people with a last name of Sanders."
"Why did Bach have to sell his organ? A: Because he was baroque."
"How many teenagers does it take to screw in a light bulb? Whatever."
"Yo mommas so ugly that even her dildo has to take Viagra"