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Joke of the Day

"If 'Blasian' is the mix of Asian and black, what do you get when you mix white and Indian? Genocide."

"People are saying that the Kardashians think Khloe's new boyfriend doesn't love her. They think he's simply using her to be famous or as they put it, ""Welcome to the family."""

"What's similar about a shy jihad and a bagpipe They only make noise once they've been blown up."

"Gay jokes aren't funny Come on guys"

"I just saw a squirrel dragging a wine bottle bag up a tree. I think I found my spirit animal."

"do the people in Fiji know we pay 4 dollars for their tap water"

"I took adderall next to a box of fortune cookies... And now I'm fluent in Chinese."

"Who were the shortest people in the Bible? Let's see. There's Kneehighmiah, Bildad the Shoe-Height...oh, and Peter, who said, ""Silver and gold I have none,"" and no one could be much shorter than that."

"The bible says ""Do unto others as you would want them to do unto you"" But I think that's sexual harassment."

"Did you hear about the Italian husband who was talking during his sleep? He ended up giving his wife a black eye"