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Joke of the Day

"The bible says ""Do unto others as you would want them to do unto you"" But I think that's sexual harassment."

"What do you call a Mustard that keeps remembering things that haven't happened yet? dijon-vu mustard... (Sorry)"

"My dad just told me this one. What do Justin Beiber and Christmas trees have in common? Their balls are only for decoration."

"What the difference between a fridge and a virgina? Fridge don't fart when you take the meat out"

"How many kids with ADD does it take to change a light bulb? Wanna go ride bikes?"

"Never serve bad food at a bris Otherwise the rabbi won't leave a tip"

"I asked a Mexican man how he was voting in the next election. He was on the fence."

"What did the Asian police dog say to the robber? Fleas!"

"*Likes your fan page* *Hides activity from timeline*"

"What did one deodorant say to the other? I can't understand you, your axe scent is too strong."