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Joke of the Day

"The bible says ""Do unto others as you would want them to do unto you"" But I think that's sexual harassment."

"People are getting way too eager for holidays there's 365 days till Christmas and people already have decorations up!"

"A magician was driving down the road. He turned into a driveway!"

"Life hack: Stare into your Uber driver's eyes through the rear view mirror the entire time."

"Wrestling is so stupid..... .....Men with no pants fighting for a belt"

"How many Donald Trumps does it take to screw a light bulb I don't know but to screw a country it only takes one"

"What do you get when you go to a concert in Paris? Shot."

"What do mechanical keyboards want for dinner? Chicken ticka ticka ticka masala"

"Help with telegraph/Morse code joke I am doing a presentation on the Telegraph and my teacher is a sucker for a good joke/pun. Any help?"

"The restraining order doesn't mean we can't hang. It just says I can't get within 50ft of you. You wanna play catch or Frisbee or something?"