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Joke of the Day
"It must suck having aspirations of being a serial killer but getting caught on your first murder."
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"Katie Price's first task in Celebrity.... Katie Price's first task in Celebrity Big Brother is to not get pregnant or married in the next three weeks."
"A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar r/Jokes mods ban them for having different beliefs than them"
"What is a knight's favourite fish? A swordfish!"
"Why did the orange stop rolling down the hill? It ran out of juice."
"The music played on HGTV shows can be described as ""Got drunk and wrote a dance song on a synthesizer."""
"Ever have sex while camping? It's fucking intents"
"Guys who say there's a party in their pants are probably referring to search parties."
"What do you call a quadriplegic Canadian? A Can't-adian!"
"Why do Mac users have such high electricity bills, but low gas bills? They don't have windows."