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Joke of the Day
"What's the temperate inside of a ton-ton? What's the temperature inside of a ton-ton? Lukewarm."
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"As Sitting Bull said to the mermaid . . . ""How?"""
"I want to be rich enough to realize that I can't buy happiness."
"Some of the nicest women you'll meet on Twitter are men."
"Wife just shouted to me to get my big chopper out .After the panic subsided, I realised she meant we were out of firewood for the stove."
"What do you get when you mix an insomniac, a dyslexic, and an agnostic? Someone who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is a dog."
"That awkward moment when you're in a meeting and your stomach decides to sound like a dying whale."
"A man walks into a flower shop and discovers something new: a bonsai palm tree in a pot. As he admires the plant he says, ""With fronds like these, who needs anemones?"""
"What does Marilyn Quayle have in common with Marion Barry? They've both been known to blow a little dope."