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Joke of the Day

"I don't think Santa would be able to visit USA this year! After all, Donald Trump hates them with beards!"

"I don't see what's so offensive about calling someone from Pakistan a Paki... It's like calling someone from Scotland a Scot, an Australian an Aussie or someone from France a cunt"

"What happens when a Jew walks into a wall with a boner? He breaks his nose."

"There's no way that Cinderella was treated like shit her entire life, then a prince tells her he loves her & she wasn't like ""yeah right."""

"I don't see why Trump says we don't win anymore. We did win the Superbowl."

"The president says 60% of Americans don't know math -- 60%. So what if 60% don't know math? What about the 85% that do know math?"

"I'm gonna buy some cheese and put it behind glass with a sign that reads ""In queso emergency, break glass"""

"A guy came up to me in the street today... ...and asked me if I wanted to enter a raffle for cancer? I thought, ""what a shit prize..."""

"What's the difference between America and yoghurt? Yoghurt has culture"

"Alsation: Was your master playing catch with you? Chihuahua: No I was playing throw with her!"