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Joke of the Day

"Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?"

"I have nothing in common with people who eat 1 Pringle at a time instead of frantically shoving 20 in their mouth like it's a wood chipper ."

"19 and 20 got in a fight. 21."

"*taps on a super old dude's oxygen tank* you know that you can get this stuff for free right"

"It's actually pretty tough to write a Reddit joke that insults Trump supporters. Because they probably can't read it."

"I used to think revenge was a dish best served cold... But now I know it actually means ""getting back at somebody""."

"Why do polish people all have ski at the end of their name? Because they can't spell toboggan."

"Why couldn't the gay guy cross the road? He had to go straight."

"Cocaine is never a solution... Unless it's dissolved in water."

"Of all the millions of candidates in history, it figures that Hitler would be the one to keep his campaign promises."