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Joke of the Day
"Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?"
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"My daughter has reached that age where she's asking embarrassing questions about sex Just this morning she said, ""Daddy, is that the best that you can do?"""
"Yo mama's house is so small you have to go outside to change your mind."
"Meet the female version of Thor Whor"
"Drake Lyrics I was running and I stubbed my fuckin toe, you know how that shit go, I went down to the floor"
"Some people are down to earth while others are not quite far down enough."
"Why couldn't the lumberjack sign into Facebook? Because he was logged out!"
"unstable person: ""when there is no more room in hell, the dead will walk the earth"" stable person: ""i look after the horses"""
"My gf just sat me down and confessed to me that she used to be a Christian. It came as quite a shock; I've only ever known her as Christine"
"""Too soon"" joke? Did you hear about that International France Futball game last night? I heard it was the bomb."